But if you are, you and your wife or family will have something to discuss at dinner. This letter will discourage you from returning. Soliciting for sex in our neighborhoods is not okay. Since my car is frequently seen on Sepulveda Blvd. In daylight. Meaning, hookers and johns.
Sepulveda, Sunday afternoon. A blogger we all know is biking to the gym. The van driver honks at the woman. Two short demanding beeps. Turn your ass around, business is at hand.
She slaps the front of his van. Nury Martinez has Good Hair. I just toss it carelessly over my shoulder along with my sensible bag and push my own grocery cart across the lot to my minivan.
Now wait a minute, you might be thinking. What kind of misogynistic nonsense is this? These women are professionals. One of them is your councilperson. How dare you dissect their appearance. For shame. Budget shortfall?
Tough decisions need to be made. It requires further study. Developing Van Nuys Blvd? We should work with the business community to improve it. Alternative energy? GMO foods? Double Nay. Free trade? We should be very concerned, but…yes. Er, unless it takes away American jobs. Then no. Cindy, I have to say, came off well in that respect.
