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Not that I have any objections to jokes about Scunthorpe, or indeed Arsenal, which reminds me of a joke about Manchester United, but that's another story.
Is there a "proper" version? Any proper words version would be quite improper. I ate a dozen oysters in Moville once, only nine of them worked. But that is another story. After looking at the words, I think I'll pass.
If there are groups that get together to sing rude songs in Mobile, I'd guess they sing it as well. I doubt your average person on the street would. Another question might be how many people in Mobile are aware of the song? Verses come from all over. The verse "There's no paper in the bogs in Kansas" seems to be sung in England.
Just to be perverse, I will post "In Kansas. Oh, the eagles, they fly high, And they shit right in your eye. Thank the Lord the cows don't fly in Kansas.
There's a shortage of good whores in Texas, There's a shortage of good whores in Texas. There's a shortage of good whores, But there's keyholes in the doors, And there's knotholes in the floors in Texas. Oh, they say to drink's a sin in Georgia. Oh, they say to drink's a sin in Georgia, But they guzzle all they kin, And the drys are voted in in Georgia. If you ever go to jail in Memphis If you ever go to jail in Memphis And you need a piece of tail, The sheriff's wife is for sale in Memphis. In Mobile!